Mother Nature Doesn't Care If You're Having

Never Fire A Laser At A Mirror.

The Gods Do Not Protect Fools. Fools Are Protected By More Capable Fools.

Once Every Hundred Years, The Los Angeles Smog Rolls Away For A Single Night, Leaving The Air As Clean As Interstellar Space. That Way The Gods Can See If Los Angeles Is Still There. If It Is, They Roll The Smog Back So They Won't Have To Look At It.

If One Must Explain A Magic Trick, One Should Do So After The Show Is Over.

Sometimes There's No Point In Giving Up.