Mother, Are You There? I Love You.

To The People I Forgot, You Weren't On My Mind For Some Reason And You Probably Don't Deserve Any Thanks Anyway.

Anybody With A Sense Of Humor Is Going To Put On My Album And Laugh From Beginning To End.

If That Mockingbird Don't Sing And That Ring Don't Shine, I'm A Break That Birdie's Neck.

I Like Gay Men, Right Ken?

The Worst Thing That Could Have Happened To Me As An Addict Was Having Money.