Most Self-laceration Is More Noisy Than Painful.

Idleness Makes People Feeble And Peevish. Work Makes Them Stalwart And Prone To Anger.

A Well-paid Occupation Is Seldom Spoken Of As "rewarding.

The Young Break Rules For Fun. The Old For Profit.

Dieting Is Our Last Tie With Asceticism.

The Ancient Mariner Seizes The Guest At The Wedding Feast And Will Not Let Go Until He Has Told All His Story: The Prototype Of The Bore.