Most People Call Me Mercy. I Like

I Have Always Had A Lot More Trouble With My Truths Than With My Deceits

I Have Reached A State In Life Where I Can Buy A Whole House Full Of Chairs And Can Bump Into Them Until They Are Black And Blue

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!

At Awards Time, The Exorcist Was Nominated In 11 Categories, Everybody But The Janitor Was Up For An Oscar. There Was No Category For What I Did.