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No One Is More Sensitive To The Issue Of Overeating Than The Creator Of Stuart Smalley.

We Love America Just As Much As They Do. But In A Different Way. You See, They Love America Like A 4-year-old Loves His Mommy. Liberals Love America Like Grown-ups. To A 4-year-old, Everything Mommy Does Is Wonderful And Anyone Who Criticizes Mommy Is Bad. Grown-up Love Means Actually Understanding What You Love, Taking The Good With The Bad And Helping Your Loved One Grow.

Why Don't We Focus On What Afghan Women Can Do? They Can Cook, Bear Children, And Pray. As I Recall, That Was Fine For Our Grandmothers.

Today I Will Masterbate! Okay, That Was A Mistake. I Should Have Written "today I Will Masterbate--if I Want To!

The Crash Of 2008 Was Driven In No Small Part By Unfair Practices In The Mortgage Industry Which Led To Many Consumers Being Trapped In Loans They Didn't Understand And Couldn't Afford.