Most Of The Gaffes I've Made Have

Let Me Be Clear: Despite Roger Clemens' Statements To The Contrary, I Never Injected Roger Clemens, Or Anyone Else, With Lidocaine Or B-12.

In My Case, I Was Covering Politics In Texas As A Newspaper Man In The 1960's.

There's Always A Germ Of Truth In Just About Everything.

As I Say, I'm A Discourse Advocate. What Form It Comes Is Less Important To Me Than The Fact That There Is Discourse.

I Wanted To Be A Bus Driver When I Was A Kid. I Look At Bus Driving Through The Eyes Of A Little Boy. I See It As Glamorous.