Most Grievous Of All Deaths It Is

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The Lot Of Man-to Suffer And Die.

By Their Own Follies They Perished, The Fools.

The Tongue Of Man Is A Twisty Thing.

He Lives Not Long Who Battles With The Immortals, Nor Do His Children Prattle About His Knees When He Has Come Back From Battle And The Dread Fray.