Most Entertainment Is Trying To Get You.

All Improv Turns Into Anger. All Comedy Improv Basically Turns Into Anger, Because That's All People Know How To Do When They're Improvising. If You Notice Shows That Are Improvising Are Generally People Yelling At Each Other.

There's Always The Standard Six People You Can Hire That Have Played All These Villains In Hollywood. Instinctively, When They Come On Screen, You Know What's Going To Happen. You Don't Know The Story, But You Know What They Do.

I'm A Member Of The Academy, But I Don't Know Who All The Other Academy Members Are. It's Not Like A Politician Who Knows Who Is In The Iowa Caucus.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.