Most Beds Aren't As Intimate As People

Reading Someone Else's Newspaper Is Like Sleeping With Someone Else's Wife. Nothing Seems To Be Precisely In The Right Place, And When You Find What You Are Looking For, It Is Not Clear Then How To Respond To It.

I've Noticed Your Hostility Towards Him... I Ought To Have Guessed You Were Friends.

I've Often Thought That My Scruples About Stealing Books Were The Only Thing That Stood In The Way Of My Being A Really Great Scholar.

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.

If God Had Been A Liberal, We Wouldn't Have Had The Ten Commandments - We'd Have The Ten Suggestions.