Morals Are Private. Decency Is Public.

Any Woman Whose I.q. Hovers Above Her Body Temperature Must Be A Feminist.

Gossip Is Irresponsible Communication.

Novels, Like Human Beings, Usually Have Their Beginnings In The Dark.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

The Dead Are The Only People To Have Permanent Dwellings.