Morality Is Nothing But A Struggle For

Temptation Is An Irresistible Force At Work On A Movable Body.

The Editors Are Committed To Nothing Save This: To Keep Common Sense As Fast As They Can, To Belabor Sham As Agreeably As Possible, To Give Civilized Entertainment.

A Cynic Is A Man Who, When He Smells Flowers, Looks Around For A Coffin.

The Book Of Revelation Has All The Authority, In These Theological Uplands, Of Military Orders In Time Of War. The People Turn To It For Light Upon All Their Problems, Spiritual And Secular.

Remorse - Regret That One Waited So Long To Do It.