Morality Is Not Respectability.

Am Reserving Two Tickets For You For My Premiere. Come And Bring A Friend - If You Have One. Telegram Inviting Winston Churchill To Opening Night Of Pygmalion. Churchill Wired Back: Impossible To Be Present For The First Performance. Will Attend The Second - If There Is One.

All Autobiographies Are Lies. I Do Not Mean Unconscious, Unintentional Lies: I Mean Deliberate Lies.

What You Are To Do Without Me I Cannot Imagine.

Life Is Too Short For Men To Take It Seriously.

People Get Nothing Out Of Books But What They Bring To Them.