Money Was Invented So We Could Know

Of All Creatures On Earth, We Humans Have The Highest Level Of Stupidity.

Laughing At Our Mistakes Can Lengthen Our Own Life. Laughing At Someone Else's Can Shorten It.

The Mistakes Made By Congress Wouldn't Be So Bad If The Next Congress Didn't Keep Trying To Correct Them.

Don't Expect Other Nations To Have A Democracy Like Ours - They Don't Have Enough Lawyers.

The Prime Of Life Is That Fleeting Time Between Green And Over-ripe.