Money May Not Buy Happiness, But It

When I'm Dead Are They Going To Remember Me ? I Don't Really Think About It, It's Up To Them. When I'm Dead, Who Cares ? I Don't.

Excess Is Part Of My Nature. Dullness Is A Disease. I Really Need Danger And Excitement. I'm Never Scared Of Putting Myself Out On A Limb.

By The Way, I Do Not Wear A Hose. My Hose Is My Own. No Coke Bottle, Nothing Stuffed Down There.

Rod Stewart, Elton John And I Were Going To Form A Band Called Hair, Nose & Teeth After The Three Of Us. But It Hasn't Happened Because None Of Us Can Agree On The Order Of The Words!

Can You Imagine How Terrible It Is When You've Got Everything And You're Still Desperately Lonely? That Is Awful Beyond Words.