Money May Not Buy Happiness, But It

I'm Just A Musical Prostitute, My Dear.

If It's Planned, It's Boring

I Don't Like The Way My Teeth Protrude. I'm Going To Have Them Done, But I Just Haven't Had The Time. Apart From That... I'm Perfect.

If I Didn't Do This Well, I Just Wouldn't Have Anything To Do... I Can't Cook, And I'd Be A Terrible Housewife.

I Want It All And I Want It Now.