Money Is Like Manure. You Have To

Money Isn't Everything But It Sure Keeps You In Touch With Your Children.

If You Get Up Early, Work Late, And Pay Your Taxes, You Will Get Ahead -- If You Strike Oil.

A Lasting Relationship With A Woman Is Only Possible If You Are A Business Failure.

The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth, But Not Its Mineral Rights.

People Who Don't Respect Money Don't Have Any.