Money Is A Powerful Aphrodisiac But Flowers

Never Attempt To Teach A Pig To Sing; It Wastes Your Time And Annoys The Pig.

Tilting At Windmills Hurts You More Than The Windmills.

I Woke Up In Bed With A Man And A Cat. The Man Was A Stranger; The Cat Was Not

Random Chance Was Not A Sufficient Explanation Of The Universe---in Fact, Random Chance Was Not Sufficient To Explain Random Chance; The Pot Could Not Hold Itself.

It Is Better To Copulate Than Never.