Modesty Was Made For The Ugly.

It Is A Difficult Matter To Gain The Affection Of A Cat. He Is A Philosophical, Methodical Animal, Tenacious Of His Own Habits, Fond Of Order And Neatness, And Disinclined To Extravagant Sentiment. He Will Be Your Friend, If He Finds You Worthy Of Friendship, But Not Your Slave.

Literature Has Nothing To Do With Usefulness; The Most Useful Place In Any House Is The Toilet.

There Is Nothing Truly Beautiful But That Which Can Never Be Of Any Use Whatsoever; Everything Useful Is Ugly, For It Is The Expression Of Some Need, And Man's Needs Are Ignoble And Disgusting Like His Own Poor And Infirm Nature. The Most Useful Place In A House Is The Water-closet.

Any Man Who Does Not Have His Inner World To Translate Is Not An Artist.

High Art Alone Is Eternal And The Bust Outlives The City.