Modesty Is A Bright Dish-cover, Which Makes

Slugs Crawl And Crawl Over Our Cabbages, Like The World's Slander Over A Good Name. You May Kill Them, It Is True; But There Is The Slime.

What A Fine-looking Thing Is War! Yet, Dress It As We May, Dress And Feather It, Daub It With Gold, Huzza It, And Sing Swaggering Songs About It,--what Is It, Nine Times Out Of Ten, But Murder In Uniform!

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

Patience Is The Strongest Of Strong Drinks; For It Kills The Giant Despair.

God Said, "let Us Make Man In Our Image." Man Said, 'let Us Make God In Our Image.