Modern Thought Does Not Offer Consolations, But

The Eye Deals With Excess More Easily Than The Stomach Does.

I Am The Center Of The World, But The Control Panel Seems To Be Somewhere Else.

Getting Ready: The Show Girl Scratches Her Breast And Shakes Out Her Feathers.

An Academic Dialect Is Perfected When Its Terms Are Hard To Understand And Refer Only To One Another.

Everyone Knows That (1) Happiness Is The Goal Of Life, And (2) Happiness Is A Chimera.