Modern American Magic, Late 20th Century Magic,

I'm A Big Fan Of Huge Populations Of People, So You'd Think With 300 Million People In The Country, You Don't Even Have To Please 1% To Be Phenomenally Successful.

The Vast Majority Of People Who Have Guns Never Hurt Anybody.

Love And Respect All People. Hate And Destroy All Faith.

Comedy Is Taken Care Of By A Free Market.

I Intend To Do The Penn & Teller Show Until They Pry My Cheesy Magic Wand From My Cold Dead Fingers.