Misdemeanor, N. An Infraction Of The Law

Wine, Madam, Is God's Next Best Gift To Man.

Acquaintance: "a Person Whom We Know Well Enough To Borrow From, But Not Well Enough To Lend To. A Degree Of Friendship Called Slight When Its Object Is Poor Or Obscure, And Intimate When He Is Rich Or Famous.

Illustrious, Adj. Suitably Placed For The Shafts Of Malice, Envy And Detraction.

Opportunity: A Favorable Occasion For Grasping A Disappointment.

Observatory, N. A Place Where Astronomers Conjecture Away The Guesses Of Their Predecessors.