Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

It's Best To Give Advice In Only Two Circumstances; When It's Requested, And When It's A Life Threatening Situation.

Almost All Of Us Have An Elevator Or Two In Our Lives Somewhere. We Wait For Them, We Ride On Them. We're Annoyed By The Wait But Pleased With The Lift.

The Teacher Who Knows The Most About A Subject Isn't Necessarily The One Who Can Teach It Best.

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.

Anyone Who Watches Golf On Television Would Enjoy Watching The Grass Grow On The Greens.