Merit, God Knows, Is Very Little Rewarded.

It Is Good To Have Friends At Court.

A Clear Fire, A Clean Hearth, And The Rigour Of The Game.

Asparagus Inspires Gentle Thoughts.

Dr Parr...asked Him, How He Had Acquired His Power Of Smoking At Such A Rate? Lamb Replied, 'i Toiled After It, Sir, As Some Men Toil After Virtue.'

Satire Does Not Look Pretty Upon A Tombstone.