Mercy Will Get You Killed, But Sometimes

If They Cheat, Can I Shoot Them?

Important Safety Tip - Never Look A Vampire In The Eye.

If You're Dressed For My Funeral, It's Too Casual. If It's Just Street Clothes, Then You Must Be Scaring The Tourists.

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I Never Said I Was Consistent.