Mercy, N. An Attribute Beloved Of Detected

A Popular Vote To Ascertain The Will Of The Sovereign.

Repentance, N. The Faithful Attendant And Follower Of Punishment. It Is Usually Manifest In A Degree Of Reformation That Is Not Inconsistent With Continuity Of Sin.

A Violin Is The Revenge Exacted By The Intestines Of A Dead Cat.

What A Woman Most Admires In A Man Is Distinction Among Men. What A Man Most Admires In A Woman Is Devotion To Himself.

Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism Of A Rich Patient