Men Will Forgive A Man Anything Except

I Get My Exercise Being A Pallbearer For Those Of My Friends Who Believed In Regular Running And Calisthenics.

I'd Rather Spend Half An Hour In The Company Of A Top Carpenter, Than Three Hours In The Company Of An Average Brain Surgeon

The World Today Is Ruled By Harassed Politicians Absorbed In Getting Into Office Or Turning Out The Other Man So That Not Much Room Is Left For Debating The Great Issues On Their Merits

Nothing Makes A Man More Reverent Than A Library.

Never Engage In A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Man.