Men Marry What They Need. I Marry

A Savage Is Simply A Human Organism That Has Not Received Enough News From The Human Race.

A University Is A Reading And Discussion Club. If Students Knew How To Use The Library, They Wouldn't Need The Rest Of The Buildings. The Faculty's Job, In Great Part, Is To Teach Students How To Use A Library In A Living Way. All A Student Should Really Need Is Access To The Library And A Place To Sleep.

Modern Art Is What Happens When Painters Stop Looking At Girls And Persuade Themselves That They Have A Better Idea.

Written By A Sponge Dipped In Warm Milk And Sprinkled With Sugar.

Spontaneous Is What You Get After The Seventeenth Draft.