Men Drive Off Bridges And Drink Too

I Don't Want My Readers Slowed Down By Long Passages Of Narrative.

I Don't Feel So Good." Lula Said. And She Farted. She Squeezed Her Eyes Shut Tight And Did A Full Minute-long Fart. "excuse Me." She Said. I Was Horrified And Impressed All At The Same Time. It Was A Record Breaking Fart. On My Best Day, I Couldn't Come Near To Farting Like That.

Truth Is, I'm A Good Catholic Girl. The Faith Has Always Been Elusive, But The Guilt Is Intractable.

You Deserved To Get Run Over. And Besides, I Barely Tapped You. The Only Reason You Broke Your Leg Was Because You Panicked And Tripped Over Your Own Feet.

Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma Said. “bunch Of Wimps.