Men Drive Off Bridges And Drink Too

Does Your Mother Know That You're Carrying A Gun? I'm Going To Tell Her. I'm Going To Call And Tell Her Right Now." Joe Morelli's Mom

I Exchanged My Flannel Shirt For A Rangers Jersey And Zapped The Television On. Probably I Should Make More Phone Calls, But The Rangers Were Playing And Priorities Were Priorities.

I Really Wouldn't Classify The Books As Mysteries. I Prefer To Say That They're Adventures.

I Was Watching Television And I Saw How You Stick Your Fingers In A Person's Eyes To Slow Them Down." Grandma Mazur

How Was Your Day?" Morelli Asked Me. "oh, You Know, The Usual. Stole A Truck. Blew Up A Building, And Brought Seven Monkeys Home With Me.