Men Are Like Stone Jugs - You

There Is Nothing Against Which An Old Man Should Be So Much Upon His Guard As Putting Himself To Nurse.

My Diseases Are An Asthma And A Dropsy And, What Is Less Curable, Seventy-five.

It Is The Condition Of Our Present State To See More Than We Can Attain; The Exactest Vigilance And Caution Can Never Maintain A Single Day Of Unmingled Innocence.

Every Man Has Some Favorite Topic Of Conversation, On Which, By A Feigned Seriousness Of Attention, He May Be Drawn To Expatiate Without End.

It Is Generally Agreed, That Few Men Are Made Better By Affluence Or Exaltation.