Men And Women Are Not Equal.

Acting Is Like Lying. The Art Of Lying Well. I'm Paid To Tell Elaborate Lies.

What Did One Shepherd Say To The Other Shepherd? Let’s Get The Flock Out Of Here.

With This Look, Who's Going To Think I'm Gay? I Don't Lend Myself To That Type Of Confusion. Do I Look Like A Homosexual? Do I Talk Like Them? Do I Move Like Them?

Boot Camp Was Great And Very Interesting. You Got To Use Live Rounds Of Ammunition And Got To Do A Lot Of Crawling Around With Live Rounds Flying Around You, So You Really Had To Learn To Keep Your Ass Down - Everything Down For That Matter.

People Always Ask Me To List My Greatest Accomplishments, Expecting Me To Rattle Off A Bunch Of Movies I've Made, But What I'm Proudest Of Is My Kids.