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Has My Tale Turned You Speechless? Come, Curse Me Or Kiss Me Or Call Me A Liar. Something.

When You Find Yourself In Bed With An Ugly Woman, The Best Thing To Do Is Close Your Eyes And Get On With It

When A Man Was Hurt You Took Him To The Maester, But What Could You Do When Your Maester Was Hurt?

Nothing Burns Like The Cold.

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