Meetings Are An Addictive, Highly Self-indulgent Activity

English History Consists Largely Of Royal People Getting Their Heads Chopped Off...needless To Say, This Brand Of History Was A Hit With Our Son.

The Thing I Have Learned, Especially In The Internet Age, Probably The Easiest Thing In The World Is To Declare That Something Is Not Funny. I Mean It's Not Actually Humor To Say Something Is Not Funny, But It Is Viewed By A Lot Of People - And By That I Mean Mainly Snarky Young Internet Men - As A Kind Of Humor In And Of Itself Is Putting Down Other People's Efforts At Humor. And I Don't Care That Much Anymore About That Because I Know How Easy That Is To Do.

I Argue Very Well. Just Ask Any Of My Remaining Friends.

People Who Want To Share Their Religious Views With You Almost Never Want You To Share Yours With Them.

The Porpoises Said Hello To Molly. She Told Them All Her Teeth Were Green.