Maybe I'll Just Be A Good Aunt.

I Don't Like Big Balls On A Dog.

Having Lots Of Siblings Is Like Having Built-in Best Friends.

I Buy Myself A Gift Every Year, So This Year I Bought Everything I Wanted.

I Always Put Clothes And Family Photos Under The Mattress, In Case The House Burns Down.

I Think As Long As You Learn From Your Mistakes, And Don't Make Them Over And Over Again, You're On The Right Path.