Maybe I Should Sit. Plenty Of People

Once Again, I've Been Thwarted By The Massive Difference Between My Vision Of The Successful Me And The Me I'm Currently Stuck With.

Anyone Can Smile On Their Best Day. I Like To Meet A Man Who Can Smile On His Worst.

Maybe I Should Sit. Plenty Of People Use Sitting As A Way To Pass The Time.

All My References Are 50 Years Old-when Somebody Shot J.r., You Know? Oh My God, I'm 100!

As I've Gotten Older, I've Gotten More Liberal, And My Father Is Increasingly Conservative. It's So Shocking To Me Because I Always Thought We Had The Same Politics. The Day I Realized We Voted For Different Presidents, I Practically Fell Out Of My Chair.