Maybe I Am A Jerk Sometimes. Maybe

I'm Not The Cool Thing, And I'm Not Going To Be The Cool Thing For A Really Long Time, And It Isn't Like I'm Not The Cool Thing And I Sell 3,000,000 Records Every Time. I'm Not The Cool Thing, And I Barely Sell 150,000 Records, If That, Ever. So I'm Obviously Working Really Hard To Sustain Myself. I'm Actually A Target To Be Dropped, Because That's Just Not Enough Records For A Big Company.

I Want To Make Sure I'm With A Girl That's A Good Kisser, And That When I Wake Up, I Have Coffee And A Cigarette. That's All I Really Want Out Of Life. That, And World Domination.

Fame Is An Unnatural Construct And Those Who Go In Search Of It Are The Least Likely To Find It.

I Always Have To Remember That I Am The Narrator, But It Doesn't Have To Be About Me. A Lot Of Songwriting Is About Trying To Use What Part Of Me Is Valid In Telling The Story. I Don't Want To Overcook It, You Know? Sometimes It Seems That's Really Where The Work Is.

I Don't Think I've Ever Gone On Stage To Be An Asshole. I Know One Thing, From The Past, And That's That My Intentions Always Began In A Pure Way. I Really Want To Just Try And Play The Songs.