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The Psychiatrist Wants To Know Why I Go Out And Hike Around In The Forests And Watch The Birds And Collect Butterflies. I'll Show You My Collection Some Day.good.they Want To Know What I Do With My Time. I Tell Them That Sometimes I Just Sit And Think. But I Won't Tell Them What. I've Got Them Running. And Sometimes, I Tell Them, I Like To Put My Head Back, Like This, And Let The Rain Fall In My Mouth. It Tastes Just Like Wine. Have You Ever Tried It?

My Goal Is To Entertain Myself And Others.

He Says I'm A Regular Onion! I Keep Him Busy Peeling Away The Layers.

Write A Short Story Every Week. It's Not Possible To Write 52 Bad Short Stories In A Row.

Now That I Have You Thoroughly Confused, Let Me Pause To Hear Your Own Dismayed Cry.