Mausoleum, N: The Final And Funniest Folly

Plebeian, N. An Ancient Roman Who In The Blood Of His Country Stained Nothing But His Hands. Distinguished From The Patrician, Who Was A Saturated Solution.

Satire, N. An Obsolete Kind Of Literary Composition In Which The Vices And Follies Of The Author's Enemies Were Expounded With Imperfect Tenderness.

Self-evident, Adj. Evident To One's Self And To Nobody Else.

Hope Is Desire And Expectation Rolled Into One.

Calumnus, N. A Graduate Of The School For Scandal.