Martyrdom, Sir, Is What These People Like:

Paradoxes Are The Only Truths.

Parentage Is A Very Important Profession, But No Test Of Fitness For It Is Ever Imposed In The Interest Of The Children.

I Believe In The Discipline Of Silence, And Could Talk For Hours About It.

There Is No Sincerer Love Than The Love Of Food.

The Only Sensible Person Is My Tailor. He Measures Me Anew Each Time He Sees Me.