Marshall's Crime Is To Pretend To Handle

Investing Should Be More Like Watching Paint Dry Or Watching Grass Grow. If You Want Excitement, Take $800 And Go To Las Vegas.

Second, They [those Who Disagree With Market Efficiency] Always Claim They Know A Man, A Bank, Or A Fund That Does Do Better. Alas, Anecdotes Are Not Science. And Once Wharton School Dissertations Seek To Quantify The Performers, These Have A Tendency To Evaporate Into The Air - Or, At Least, Into Statistically Insignificant T-statistics.

The Problem Is No Longer That With Every Pair Of Hands That Comes Into The World There Comes A Hungry Stomach. Rather It Is That, Attached To Those Hands Are Sharp Elbows.

A Growing Nation Is The Greatest Ponzi Game Ever Contrived.

Forsake Search For Needles That Are So Very Small In Haystacks That Are So Very Large.