Marriage Is A Series Of Desperate Arguments

I Think Everyone Is An Opportunist If They Have An Opportunity.

The Time To Make Up Your Mind About People Is Never.

Once A Crowd Chased Me For An Autograph. "beat It", I Said, "go Sit On A Tack!" "we Made You", They Said. "like Hell You Did", I Told Them.

I Wear My Sort Of Clothes To Save Me The Trouble Of Deciding Which Clothes To Wear.

I Won't Go To A Restaurant To Eat With Friends, Always Join Them Afterwards For Coffee. In Company I Always Get Over Enthusiastic, And This Leads To Indigestion.