Mark Twain Had A Way Of Telling

I Probably Complained More When I Was Younger. The Movie Industry Can Be Frustrating But I Think Sometimes I Could Have Been More Helpful, Approaching A Film As A Partnership Rather Than Being Critical Of A Director's Ignorance. I Wasn't Sensitive To The Fact That It's Very Hard To Direct.

I Never Had A Business Plan. I Did, Actually - I'm Lying. My Business Plan Was To Get Lucky, And I Did; That Was Great. And Then My Second Business Plan Was To Get Lucky Again, And There, I Faltered.

I've Found That Hollywood's A Really Honest Business. They Don't Pull Any Punches. They Tell You Exactly What You Want-i Want The Fake Breasts And The Flat Car And The Big Pool. You Know, They're Real Up-front About It.

I Liked Being Doc Holliday. It's Fun To Be Insightful And Aristocratic, To Stand Up For Your Friend And Make Sacrifices For Him. It Was Fun To Be Arrogant Like He Was And Have The Goods To Back It Up. He Was A Very Noble Character. Although, Let's Not Forget, He Did Kill A Lot Of People.

If You Look Up The Definition Of News In The Dictionary, It Isn't What You Watch On Tv.