Mark Twain Had A Way Of Telling

I Fell In Love With The Land And With The Very Old Fashioned Idea Of Leaving A Physical Legacy For My Children. A Stunning Place, With A Magnificent Forest Of Trees, And A Magnificent River.

There Was No One Around Called 'val' When I Was Young, So I Wanted To Be John Or Bill. Now I Like It.

I Don't Make Any Pretense About Being Normal. I'm Not.

I'm A Character Actor, But I Look Like A Leading Man.

Well I Sure Had Been Looking For A Comedy For Years Without Any Success.