Mark Twain Had A Way Of Telling

I Never Had A Business Plan. I Did, Actually - I'm Lying. My Business Plan Was To Get Lucky, And I Did; That Was Great. And Then My Second Business Plan Was To Get Lucky Again, And There, I Faltered.

It Was Very Serious And I Wanted To Do Something Really Different So There Was This Comedy Called Top Secret.

I'm Not Just An Actor Born In L.a. I Was Born In The Griffith Park Hospital. You Can't Get Any More Clichéd Than That.

I Don't Think Of My Life As A Cliche, But I'm A Cliche Eccentric. Complete With A Strange Name - I Mean, Who's Named Val? How Many Vals Do You Know? I Mean, Really?

I Was Looking For Projects, As You Always Are, And I Read This Scene . . . And I'm In The Hollywood Hills. So I Thought, 'this Is Interesting.' You Have This Setup That Seems To Be Based In Some Reality And You Can Only Wonder Where Black's Going To Go With This.