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Many Individuals Spend A Considerable Portion Of Their Lifetimes In Terror Of One Imagined Catastrophe Or Another. The Classic Is That Your Immortal Soul Will Be Consigned To Eternal Torment In The Never-ending Subterranean Barbecue If You Fail To Follow The Whacky Edicts Of One Particular Set Of Puckered Dogwhistles Or Another. You May Recall From The Great Movie Strange Days That A "dogwhistle" Is A Guy Whose Asshole Is So Tight That When He Farts, Only Dogs Can Hear Him.
-L. Neil Smith
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Many Individuals Spend A Considerable Portion Of

L. Neil Smith
Many Individuals Spend A Considerable Portion Of Their Lifetimes In Terror Of One Imagined Catastrophe Or Another. The Classic Is That Your Immortal Soul Will Be Consigned To Eternal Torment In The Never-ending Subterranean Barbecue If You Fail To Follow The Whacky Edicts Of One Particular Set Of Puckered Dogwhistles Or Another. You May Recall From The Great Movie Strange Days That A "dogwhistle" Is A Guy Whose Asshole Is So Tight That When He Farts, Only Dogs Can Hear Him.
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