Many Battles Have Been Fought And Won

It Is The Fashion These Days To Make War, And Presumably It Will Last A While Yet.

It Is Disgusting To Notice The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects, And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country As A Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee; This Must Be Prevented. His Majesty Was Brought Up On Beer, And So Were Both His Ancestors And Officers. Many Battles Have Been Fought And Won By Soldiers Nourished On Beer, And The King Does Not Believe That Coffee-drinking Soldiers Can Be Relied Upon To Endure Hardships In Case Of Another War.

Neither Antiquity Nor Any Other Nation Has Imagined A More Atrocious And Blasphemous Absurdity Than That Of Eating God. This Is How Christians Treat The Autocrat Of The Universe.

Euler Calculated The Force Of The Wheels Necessary To Raise The Water In A Reservoir ... My Mill Was Carried Out Geometrically And Could Not Raise A Drop Of Water Fifty Yards From The Reservoir. Vanity Of Vanities! Vanity Of Geometry!

Though I May Not Be A King In My Future Life, So Much The Better: I Shall Nevertheless Live An Active Life And, On Top Of It, Earn Less Ingratitude.