Managing Wildlife? It's Wild! It Don't Need

When I First Became Famous In The United Kingdom It Was Helpful Because It Meant There Wasn't A Spite Of 'this Bloke's A Drug Addict,' 'this Bloke F**ks All These Women' Because I Was Just Making Jokes About All Those Things Already, So It Made Me Some Kind Of Incorruptible Indefatigable, Indestructible Force.

If You Strip Away Self-effacement, Charm And The Spirit Of Mischief-qualities That Make Determination And Ambition Tolerable- You're Left With A Right Ar**hole.

I Couldn't Possibly Have Sex With Someone With Such A Slender Grasp On Grammar!

Say I Feel All Sad And Self-indulgent, Then Get Stung By A Wasp, My Misery Feels Quite Abstract And I Long Just To Be In Spiritual Pain Once More - 'damn You Tiny Assassin, Clad In Yellow And Black, How I Crave My Former Innocence Where Melancholy Was My Only Trial'.

Murderers! Stop Murdering. Everyone Will Die Eventually. Just Sit Down And Be Patient.