Man Is The Only Animal That Laughs

The Oldest Books Are Only Just Out To Those Who Have Not Read Them.

People Care More About Being Thought To Have Taste Than About Being Thought Either Good, Clever Or Amiable.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.

Look Before You Leap For As You Sow, Ye Are Like To Reap.

The Sinews Of Art And Literature, Like Those Of War, Are Money.