Man Is The Only Animal That Laughs

Fear Is Static That Prevents Me From Hearing Myself.

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Remain On Friendly Terms With The Victims He Intends To Eat Until He Eats Them.

The History Of The World Is The Record Of The Weakness, Frailty And Death Of Public Opinion.

The Best Liar Is He Who Makes The Smallest Amount Of Lying Go The Longest Way.

It Is A Wise Tune That Knows Its Own Father, And I Like My Music To Be The Legitimate Offspring Of Respectable Parents.