Man Is A Masterpiece Of Creation .

We Say That Someone Occupies An Official Position, Whereas It Is The Official Position That Occupies Him.

Marriage, In Contrast To The Flu, Starts With A Fever And Ends With The Chills.

The Fly That Doesn't Want To Be Swatted Is Most Secure When It Lights On The Fly-swatter.

The Great Rule: If The Little Bit You Have Is Nothing Special In Itself, At Least Find A Way Of Saying It That Is A Little Bit Special.

It Is Hardly To Be Believed How Spiritual Reflections When Mixed With A Little Physics Can Hold People's Attention And Give Them A Livelier Idea Of God Than Do The Often Ill-applied Examples Of His Wrath.