Man Has His Will, But Woman Has

And If I Should Live To Be The Last Leaf Upon The Tree In The Spring, Let Them Smile, As I Do Now, At The Old Forsaken Bough Where I Cling.

A Woman Never Forgets Her Sex. She Would Rather Talk With A Man Than An Angel, Any Day.

America Is The Only Place Where Man Is Full-grown!

Science Is A First-rate Piece Of Furniture For A Man's Upper Chamber, If He Has Common Sense On The Ground-floor. But If A Man Hasn't Got Plenty Of Good Common Sense, The More Science He Has, The Worse For His Patient.

A Pun Does Not Commonly Justify A Blow In Return. But If A Blow Were Given For Such Cause, And Death Ensued, The Jury Would Be Judges Both Of The Facts And Of The Pun, And Might, If The Latter Were Of An Aggravated Character, Return A Verdict Of Justifiable Homicide.