Man Forgives Woman Anything Save The Wit

Matrimonially Speaking, A Bridle For The Tongue Is Better Than A Rein For The Heart.

The Green-eyed Monster Causes Much Woe, But The Absence Of This Ugly Serpent Argues The Presence Of A Corpse Whose Name Is Eros.

There Never Was A Woman Who Did Not Prefer An Oblique Compliment To A Straight Truth - If The Latter Were Unflattering.

An Epigram Is A Flashlight Of A Truth; A Witticism, Truth Laughing At Itself.

When A Woman Is Very, Very Bad, She Is Awful, But When A Man Is Correspondingly Good, He Is Weird.