Man Forgives Woman Anything Save The Wit

Satiety Is A Mongrel That Barks At The Heels Of Plenty.

Experience Is A Good Teacher, But She Sends In Terrific Bills.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

We Women Take Love Too Seriously. Men Wish To Be Loved With Laughter, Not With Sighing. So Laugh, Sweetheart, Laugh, Or Soon You May Be Weeping.

A Beautiful Woman Delights The Eye; A Wise Woman, The Understanding; A Pure One, The Soul.