Mama Always Had A Way Of Explaining

I've Worked With People Who Are Much Further To The Left Than I Am And Much Further To The Right Than I Am. At The End Of The Day, Who Gives A ... . Good For You. This Is America. Vote Your Conscience.

There's No Substitute For A Great Love Who Says, 'no Matter What's Wrong With You, You're Welcome At This Table.'

Being Politically Correct Means Always Having To Say You're Sorry. Believe Me, The Power And Pleasure And The Emotion Of This Moment Is A Constant Speed Of Light.

When I Was 21 Years Old, I Had A Job Playing Santa Claus In A Shopping Centre In Sacramento. I Was Rail Thin, So It's Not Like I Was A Traditional Santa Claus Even Then. I Had A Square Stomach; That Was The Shape Of The Sofa Cushion That I Had Stuffed Into My Pants.

I Am A Lay Historian By Nature. I Seek Out An Empirical Reflection Of What Truth Is. I Sort Of Want Dates And Motivations And I Want The Whole Story. But I've Always Felt, Unconsciously, That All Human History Is That Connection From Person To Person To Person, Event To Event To Event, And From Idea To Idea.