Malicious Men May Die, But Malice Never.

The Great Ambition Of Women Is To Inspire Love.

Human Weakness Is To Desire To Know What One Does Not Want To Know.

The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The Impromptu.

Ah! How Annoying That The Law Doesn't Allow A Woman To Change Husbands Just As One Does Shirts.

In Order To Prove A Friend To One's Guests, Frugality Must Reign In One's Meals; And, According To An Ancient Saying, One Must Eat To Live, Not Live To Eat.